Quotes of the week

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It is not like Vinnie. He certainly knows his way to the FA. Dave Barnard, the Wimbledon chief executive, on Vinnie Jones's late arrival at Lancaster Gate for a disciplinary hearing.

When Chris first suggested it I thought he was drunk. Jayne Torvill on her ice dance comeback with Christopher Dean.

At one point I saw a firecracker coming my way and ducked. It hit the Turkish sports minister sitting in front of me. Trevor Phillips, the FA's commercial manager, in Izmir.

Now I can tell my children I have played with Ryan Giggs. Kevin Ratcliffe, after Wales's 2-0 World Cup victory over Belgium.