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n People were sat in the same place not daring to move in case it affected anything. I couldn't go to the toilet. David Lloyd, England's cricket coach, on the victory over New Zealand in the third Test.

n Apparently he was alleged to have been diving the wrong way. In my opinion I must have been keeping goal the wrong way all the years I played because I would have made a lot more saves if I had been diving the wrong way. Gordon Banks, expert witness in the Bruce Grobbelaar match-fixing trial.

n Are you Wilko in disguise? Leeds United fans taunt George Graham by recalling the Howard Wilkinson era during Wednesday's 4-0 defeat at Liverpool.

n If England had cut loose earlier, I dread to think what the record score might have been. Brian Ashton, Ireland's coaching advisor, after England's 46-6 win in the Five Nations' Championship.