On Monday, 31 August, after an absence of 26 years, I attended my second day of Test cricket. Muttiah Muralitharan finished the match with 16 England wickets.
In return for a modest annual payment, I am prepared to stay away from all future England Test matches.
PS: Readers may be relieved to know I wasn't entirely lost to cricket in the intervening years.
In 1979 (Latymer v Tiffin) I got Alec Stewart out fifth ball.Reuse content