Coach: "I'm sorry to say Bradley, but because of the Olympic Road Network restrictions, you're going to have to cycle home."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Britain's gold medalist Bradley Wiggins (left) rests after competing in the the London 2012 Olympic Games men's individual time trial road cycling event in London on August 1, 2012. (CARL DE SOUZA/AFP/GettyImages)