Daniel Sturridge: "Wow, £100,000 a week - I won't need my mum to knit me my jumpers now!"
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Daniel Sturridge completes his transfer to Liverpool FC with managing director Ian Ayre at Melwood Training Ground on January 2, 2013 in Liverpool, England. (Photo by Andrew Powell/Liverpool FC via Getty Images)