Vincent Kompany: "Do I see the letter 'P' before your number?"
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Manchester City's Italian striker Mario Balotelli (left) argues with his Belgian captain Vincent Kompany, over the taking of a free kick, during the Premier League match between against Sunderland at The Etihad stadium on March 31, 2012. (PAUL ELLIS/AFP/Getty Images)