Wayne Rooney: "We have to play in the Europa League but the boss wants to veto it."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Manchester United's and England national soccer team player Wayne Rooney (L) and England's national team head coach Fabio Capello (R) wait before the Uefa disciplinary appeals body hearing at the Uefa headquarters in Nyon, Switzerland, 08 December 2011 (Photo by Laurent Gillieron/ EPA)