Jake Humphrey: "I tried this on Eddie Jordan and he kicked me in the paddock."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Cyclist Mark Cavendish of Great Britain is kissed by BBC TV presenter Jake Humphrey as they watch the Track Cycling on Day 11 of the London 2012 Olympic Games at the Velodrome on August 7, 2012 in London, England. (Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)Reuse content