"For goodness sake - even Beckham could tie his own laces"
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(Just for your information, here's the real caption: Wayne Rooney of Manchester United lies injured on the pitch during the UEFA Champions League quarter final first leg match between Bayern Muenchen and Manchester United at the Allianz Arena on March 30, 2010 in Munich, Germany. (Photo by Michael Regan/Getty Images)Reuse content