Fabio Capello: "To help you out I've written left and right on the top of your boots."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Frank Lampard (left) and John Terry look on as Fabio Capello gives a team talk during the England training session at London Colney on November 10, 2011, ahead of the friendly with Spain. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)