Roy Hodgson: "I speak five languages but you'll have to translate what Stevie G's saying."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: England manager Roy Hodgson and captain Steven Gerrard speak with the media in the build up to their Euro 2012 match with Sweden. (Photo by Handout/UEFA via Getty Images)