Alex Ferguson: "But my ego is this much bigger than everyone else's..."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester United complains to referee Mike Dean about a Jonny Evans own-goal during the Barclays Premier League match between United and Newcastle at Old Trafford on December 26, 2012. (John Peters/Man Utd via Getty Images)