The Kumars (Sky1) are back. They've left number 42 at their street in Wembley and moved to Hounslow, where a divorced Sanjeev Kumar/Bhaskar is hosting his TV show from behind his dad's shop where they're renting from new landlord Hawney (pronounced "horny").
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Poll: Chancellor George Osborne will order £5bn cut from Whitehall budgets in his Autumn Statement. What should the money freed up be spent on?
Tuesday 04 December 2012
Chancellor George Osborne will order £5bn worth of cuts from within Whitehall to cover an ambitious range of projects across the country in Wednesday's Autumn Statement. Evidently, this won't win Mr Osborne friends among Civil Service mandarins - but voters may approve of funds being redirected from the corridors of power to the outside world.
Monday 26 November 2012
A man who allegedly stripped naked on top of a statue in central London before breaking off its sword and biting it, has appeared in court charged with possession of an offensive weapon in a public place.
Sunday 25 November 2012
A man who stripped naked on top of a statue in central London has been charged with possession of an offensive weapon in a public place.
Saturday 24 November 2012
It's the new policy bible in Downing Street – and it argues you can buy happiness. Charlie Cooper picks out the key insights
Wednesday 21 November 2012
Take the stress out of Christmas shopping with their range of perfect stocking fillers and gifts
James Corden is in the pink (or rather, a pink women's swimsuit) as he joins synchronised swimming squad
Thursday 01 November 2012
James Corden slips into a women's swimsuit as he gets a sync-ing feeling for a TV stunt.
Friday 26 October 2012
The head of internet security at the Cabinet Office has told people to use fake names online – leading to claims that his advice would help encourage crime.
Thursday 25 October 2012
Ministers will today hail Britain's "healing economy" as official figures show it has emerged from double-dip recession, but have been ordered not to mention the "green shoots" of recovery.
Friday 19 October 2012
David Cameron demanded a crackdown on Brussels fatcats today as he insisted he was ready to veto EU budget hikes.
Sunday 14 October 2012
As some MPs rally round Andrew Mitchell, others ask why Cameron has not sacked him
Friday 05 October 2012
A London pub has been left with no option but to serve customers more slowly in order to keep down growing numbers of after-work drinkers.
Thursday 30 August 2012
Thousands of civil servants face the sack as the Coalition struggles to find more cuts, Parliament's spending watchdog has warned.
Tuesday 28 August 2012
While David Cameron is on holiday in Cornwall, Larry the Downing Street cat has at last been earning his keep.
Thursday 23 August 2012
It’s 11pm and there are lights strobing and music thumping as you enter the theatre for Beats. DJ Johnny Whoop, who started out on the 90s Glasgow rave scene, is on the decks while Jamie Wardrop’s trippy visuals throb and pulse on a big screen behind.
Sunday 19 August 2012
Row looms as tough new rules mean honours will only go to those who 'give something back'
Is Britain really full up? Are migrants taking our jobs? Leading academic answers the most common anti-immigration claims
Calais Migrant Crisis: Deputy Mayor of Calais labels Cameron's use of 'swarm' as 'racist' and 'ignorant'
Chris Leslie: Jeremy Corbyn's anti-austerity agenda will harm the poor, says Labour shadow Chancellor
Landlords renting properties to illegal immigrants to face up to five years in prison
While we fixate on Calais, the Home Office is quietly deporting dozens of migrants on 'ghost flights'
Calais crisis: The seven claims made about the migrants - and the reality
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