News Tesco has removed a line of clothing featuring pictures of animals wearing glasses with the words 'nerd' and 'geek' underneath

Aneliese Whittaker complained range stereotyped people who wear spectacles

Colonel Meow dead: slave-beasts and minions mourn

Colonel Meow, the cat with the longest fur in the world and the brooding face of an evil genius, has sadly passed away.

The 7,000-year-old skeleton; experts were astonished to find a combination of African and European genes in the ancient hunter gatherer

Revealed: First Ol’ Blue Eyes is 7,000 years old and was a caveman living in Spain

DNA analysis of the man’s tooth has also disclosed that he had the dark-skinned genes of an African

Emma Wilson, aged 25, of Windsor who was jailed for life at the Old Bailey on Friday

Emma Wilson: Mother jailed for life for murdering 11-month-old

A mother has been jailed for life for beating, blinding and murdering her 11-month baby son.

People take part in a simulation entitled 'A Day in the Life of a Refugee: Exploring Solutions for Syria'

The Syrian refugee simulator for billionaires: We try the experience designed to pressure the super-rich into helping

The most agonising choice many attendees of the World Economic Forum in Davos face is whether to go for a Martini or a smooth Riesling at the countless lavish parties that take place after hours.

Liam Gallagher battles Aussie Open heat with freshly shaved head (and bomber jacket) in bizarre tennis-related PR stunt

The Beady Eye singer showed off his backhand – and a closely shaved new haircut – in the Hot Shots area of Melbourne Park

There is still a risk of flooding from swollen rivers in southern England

Defra concedes flood defence figures were inaccurate: Spending falls from £2.37bn to £2.34bn under the Coalition despite repeated claims to the contrary

Environment Secretary and Prime Minister accused of misleading Parliament and the public

Liam Culverhouse has been jailed for six years for causing the death of his 20 month old daughter

Traumatised Afghan veteran jailed for killing 20-month-old daughter

A soldier left traumatised after being severely wounded during a surprise attack in Afghanistan and witnessing the deaths of five of his colleagues was jailed for six years yesterday for killing his 20-month old daughter.

Happy peepers: 10 best eye creams

Soothe tired eyes, reduce fine lines and do away with dark circles with one of these hard-working creams

Google unveils smart contact lens prototype for diabetics

Miniaturized sensors monitor wearers' glucose levels from their tears, saving diabetics from the disruption of regular blood checks or embedded sensors

Radio presenter Dave Lee Travis arrives at Southwark Crown Court on 16 January, charged with 14 counts of indecent assault and one of sexual assault.

Dave Lee Travis trial: Teenage girl 'left petrified because she thought she was going to be raped at a Showaddywaddy concert

The trial of DJ David Lee Travis continues in Southwark Crown Court

Pioneering first gene therapy trial opens the door for reversing some previously incurable forms of blindness

The sight of thousands of people with previously incurable forms of blindness could be saved thanks to a pioneering new gene therapy that requires just one operation.

Art Garfunkel and Paul Simon singing 'The Sound of Silence'

Art Garfunkel returns to stage after beating vocal cords paralysis

'The voice is back', the singer said in a statement

Harry Martin

Police searching for missing student Harry Martin confirm a body found in sea

The identity of the body has not been confirmed

Tim Key: ‘I don’t know if you’ve ever caved your back in, but I couldn’t recommend it’

The bottom line is that this wizard is curing my back

'I don’t know if you’ve ever caved your back in, but I couldn’t recommend it'

I have been courting osteopaths on and off

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