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In the middle of the night, hidden beneath the covers, I start laughing at the idea of anyone else finding out what I'm Googling. No, I'm not funding the dark web, I'm not streaming illegal stuff of any kind, I'm not even shopping for kittens; I'm soothing my troubled insomniac brow on frenchclick.co.uk, gazing at things formerly only purchasable in French supermarkets, now brought all the way across the Channel to my London front door – with no delivery charge on orders of more than £35. (More than £35? Pah. I can spend over £35 on biscuits alone in a French supermarket.)

Journal De France, film review: Raymond Depardon is like an eccentric old magician

(12A) Raymond Depardon, Claudine Nougaret, 100 mins

Loic Remy of Newcastle United and Bradley Johnson of Norwich City come to blows

Loic Remy to miss Sunderland clash after Newcastle fail in red card appeal

The striker's club have lodged an appeal over his dismissal against Norwich

Franck Ribéry, right, and Karim Benzema, left, have been accused of paying for sex with Zahia Dehar when she was 17

French footballers Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery acquitted of having sex with underage prostitute Zahia Dehar

The Parisian court also dropped the case against Ribery's brother-in-law

Jules Plisson will make his France debut against England

Six Nations 2014: Jules Plisson given France debut as Philippe Saint-Andre tinkers with half-back pairing for England clash

Plisson will parter Jean-Marc Doussain while Pascal Pape will skipper Les Blues in the absence of Thierry Dusautoir

Social network: a US study shows gossip rewards the considerate and ostracises the selfish

Talk of the town: Is gossip a good indication of character?

18th-century diarist Horace Walpole collected gossip because he thought it was a good indication of character. The research seems to prove him right, says Andy McSmith

Anti-semitic comedian Dieudonné M'bala Mbala

Police raid properties belonging to controversial comedian Dieudonné M'bala Mbala as part of an investigation into alleged money-laundering and fraud

Multiple police raids were launched today on the homes, office and theatre of the anti-semitic comedian Dieudonné M'bala Mbala as part of an investigation into alleged money-laundering and fraud.

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew expects another PSG bid for Yohan Cabaye

Transfer news: PSG owner reveals three reasons for signing Yohan Cabaye from Newcastle - including 'he is a nice guy'

Newcastle accepted a bid from the French side understood to be in the region of £20m

October, 2013: French President Francois Hollande and first lady Valerie Trierweiler accompany guests following a meeting at the Elysee Palace

Valerie Trierweiler: ‘If Francois Hollande hadn’t been President, perhaps we would have still been together’

The former French First Lady spoke to journalists during humanitarian visit to Mumbai

Transfer news: Manchester United reject Paris Saint-Germain offer for Adnan Januzaj - reports

Teenage winger not for sale according to United

Aidan Burley claimed that he left the dinner immediately after a guest had proposed a toast to the Third Reich

Calls to reopen inquiry into Tory MP Aidan Burley's Nazi-themed stag party

The Conservative Party is facing calls to reopen its inquiry into a Nazi-themed stag party attended by Aidan Burley.

Trierweiler first met Hollande in 1988

Valerie Trierweiler: Five Facts About The Former French First Lady

By now, you’re probably aware that Valérie Trierweiler was the unmarried ‘companion’ of French President Francois Hollande for eight years, a state of affairs that came to an end following allegations in Closer magazine that her partner had been having an affair with French actress Julie Gayet.

Postcard from... Paris

Gilles Bourdouleix made the comments during an altercation with members of a Roma community parked on land near the town he is mayor of

French MP avoids jail after saying Adolf Hitler "maybe didn't kill enough" Roma gypsies

Gilles Bourdouleix was found guilty of 'condoning crimes against humanity' after he was caught on camera making the statement during an altercation with a traveller community

Valerie Trierweiler is reported to be heading for India

Hollande affair: 'Crazy' French First Lady Valérie Trierweiler 'flying to India after dismissing Elysée advice'

'She has only just come out of hospital - she should be resting' says source close to the president

Nicolas Anelka in action for West Brom during the 1-1 draw with Everton

Nicolas Anelka: West Brom striker's Premier League future in doubt after requesting a personal hearing over 'quenelle' gesture

The Frenchman faces a minimum five-match ban if he's found guilty

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Scottish referendum: The Yes vote was the love that dared speak its name, but it was not to be

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Manolo Blahnik: The high priest of heels talks flats, Englishness, and why he loves Mary Beard

Manolo Blahnik: Flats, Englishness, and Mary Beard

The shoe designer who has been dubbed 'the patron saint of the stiletto'
The Beatles biographer reveals exclusive original manuscripts of some of the best pop songs ever written

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'Normcore': Blending in is the new standing out

Just when fashion was in grave danger of running out of trends, it only went and invented the non-trend. Rebecca Gonsalves investigates
Dance’s new leading ladies fight back: How female vocalists are now writing their own hits

New leading ladies of dance fight back

How female vocalists are now writing their own hits
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A shot in the dark

Mystery of the wedding photo from Ground Zero
His life, the universe and everything

His life, the universe and everything

New biography sheds light on comic genius of Douglas Adams
Save us from small screen superheroes

Save us from small screen superheroes

Shows like Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D are little more than marketing tools
Reach for the skies

Reach for the skies

From pools to football pitches, rooftop living is looking up
These are the 12 best hotel spas in the UK

12 best hotel spas in the UK

Some hotels go all out on facilities; others stand out for the sheer quality of treatments
These Iranian-controlled Shia militias used to specialise in killing American soldiers. Now they are fighting Isis, backed up by US airstrikes

Widespread fear of Isis is producing strange bedfellows

Iranian-controlled Shia militias that used to kill American soldiers are now fighting Isis, helped by US airstrikes
Topshop goes part Athena poster, part last spring Prada

Topshop goes part Athena poster, part last spring Prada

Shoppers don't come to Topshop for the unique
How to make a Lego masterpiece

How to make a Lego masterpiece

Toy breaks out of the nursery and heads for the gallery
Meet the ‘Endies’ – city dwellers who are too poor to have fun

Meet the ‘Endies’ – city dwellers who are too poor to have fun

Urbanites are cursed with an acronym pointing to Employed but No Disposable Income or Savings
Paisley’s decision to make peace with IRA enemies might remind the Arabs of Sadat

Ian Paisley’s decision to make peace with his IRA enemies

His Save Ulster from Sodomy campaign would surely have been supported by many a Sunni imam