Arts and Entertainment Bryan Cranston made the quip during his acceptance speech for best male actor in a drama series at the SAG awards

The show's leading man made the joke during his best actor acceptance speech at the Screen Actors Guild Awards

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: TV review - when will US sitcom writers stop trying to make TV viewers into better people?

In E4's new US import, Saturday Night Live alumnus Andy Samberg stars as Detective Jake Peralta, a police officer who doesn't take his job as seriously as he should, yet somehow manages to get results. As his squad leader Sergeant Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews from Everybody Hates Chris) put it: "The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up."

New York critic Armond White, known for his contrarian film reviews, has left the Critics Circle

Armond White voted out of the New York Critics Circle for heckling Steve McQueen

The critic called the director a 'garbage man' at an awards ceremony last week

Prince, here performing at the Super Bowl in Miami in 2007, will appear on Fox's 'New Girl' after the 2014 game

Prince to guest star on New Girl after the Super Bowl and give Zooey Deschanel some 'hip tips'

The musical legend will appear in the 'Party Time' episode after the big game

Golden Globes: the best bits

The 71st outing for the Golden Globes did not disappoint - everyone's talking about the highlights.

When Jennifer Lawrence started her acting career, Christian Bale was high on her list of potential co-stars to make out with.

Jennifer Lawrence on kissing Christian Bale: ‘He's Fatman, not Batman’

The Christian Bale of her teenage mind was the muscle-bound crime fighter of The Dark Knight series, not the balding Irving Rosenfeld

E! Entertainment has apologised for their 'fun fact' about Michael J Fox's Parkinson's diagnosis

Golden Globes 2014: E! apologises to Michael J Fox for Parkinson's disease 'fun fact'

The entertainment channel included the actor's disease in a 'fun fact' information box during its live online stream from the Golden Globe awards

Ronan Farrow blasts dad Woody Allen during Golden Globes: ‘Did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?’

Ronan Farrow blasts dad Woody Allen during Golden Globes: ‘Did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?’

Not everyone was over the moon for Woody Allen when he was honoured at the Golden Globes last night.

Jennifer Lawrence was also a winner last year for Silver Linings Playbook

Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Taylor Swift and wins for American Hustle at Golden Globes

Lawrence picked up the award for Best Supporting Actress in Los Angeles

Jennifer Lawrence collapses as she goes up to collect her Best Actress gong at the Oscars

The bizarre reason Jennifer Lawrence fell at the Oscars: ‘Cakewalk, Cakewalk, Cakewalk’

Jennifer Lawrence fell over at the Oscars, not due to overwhelming nerves, or even, as Joan Rivers cruelly suggested, because she “tripped over her own ego”

The Whitaker's Quiz of the Year: Round 2 - Events of the year

1. Who was sentenced to a year in prison in March for arranging the wiretapping of a political rival  and publishing the recorded conversation?

Idris Elba has been nominated for a Golden Globe award for his role as Nelson Mandela in Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom

Golden Globes 2014: Black British actors Idris Elba and Chiwetel Ejiofor lead nominations

The actors have been nominated for their respective performances in 'Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom' and '12 Years a Slave'

Michael Douglas on Catherine Zeta-Jones separation: 'There’s no crisis at home… my wife and I are fine'

Actor Michael Douglas has denied any “crisis” in his marriage to Catherine Zeta-Jones, just days after her publicist said the couple were spending time apart to work on their relationship.

'I thank absolutely everybody. Waaaaah' - Gwyneth Paltrow, Oscars, 1999

Acceptance speeches: Say it in five words

Tonight is the 17th annual Webby Awards, which are almost as famous for their five-word acceptance speeches as they are for the websites rewarded for their excellence.

Homeland actor Damian Lewis

Homeland's Damian Lewis rooting for Wales in Six Nations

Despite living in London, Damian Lewis backed Wales over England to win the Six Nations, he revealed.

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