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Obituary: Joan Maude

JOAN MAUDE was a true daughter of the stage. Born into an illustrious theatrical family, her great grandmother on her father's side was the famous Jenny Lind, the "Swedish nightingale". She was a cousin of the actor-manager Cyril Maude and daughter of the beautiful Nancy Price, another famed actress. Although she spent only 16 years of her long life on the stage, it is as an actress that she is remembered.

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The Critics: Theatre: Peter Pan really takes off

He is the best narrator we have. Alec McCowen enters in tweed plus-fours, lights a pipe and announces: "All children grow up, except one." Three hours of enchantment follow, reminding anyone who may have scoured too many critical-theory books that shows are at their most theatrical when most childlike. It's only dressing up and make-believe: on the first night of Peter Pan there was a child who wouldn't grow up inside every one of the audience.

Preview: Take a festive dip

In what has inexplicably become a self-flagellatory festive tradition, hundreds of Londoners will be diving into cold ponds of dirty water on Christmas morning. The most famous event is in Hyde Park where members of the Serpentine Swimming Club race for the Peter Pan Cup, donated by JM Barrie in 1904. It probably won't be too much of a disappointment to discover that this is a members-only event, but spectators (and TV crews) are welcome - the lunacy commences at 8am. The Lifebuoys Club on Hampstead Heath organises a 50-yard race for the foolhardy at 10.30am at the men's pool near Merton Lane. The event is free, open to all-comers and, although women are not officially allowed, anyone keen enough to turn up should be admitted. Finally, the open-air Hampton Pool (info: 0181-979 9933) offers a less masochistic alternative. Its waters are clean, heated to 82 degrees and the pool is open between 8am and midday with a smoked salmon and bucks fizz breakfast on offer in the cafe upstairs.

First Night: Smile high club

JM Barrie's classic is a jolly pastiche of children's adventure yarns; it's also a poignant study of the privileges and penalties of emotional retardation. Either way, Paul Taylor writes, the National's is a triumphant production.

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Theatre: Pan, who and what art thou?

As JM Barrie's evergreen classic returns to the London stage, Paul Taylor wonders: is Peter Pan just a boy who wouldn't grow up or a perennial symbol of reproach to all parents for never being there when they're wanted?

Theatre: No more turkeys for Christmas

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Don't worry if you missed the results of the recent London Club Awards 1997. Most of the LCA 97 winners were dubious choices, so we've compiled our own special EYE Awards for the world's finest clubbing city:

Leading Article: There's no future in a Peter Pan society

We are the Peter Pan society. We are fixated with youth and give, as a culture, less and less to age and experience. But unlike the sentimental Victorians, whose "boy who would not grow up" was forever 10, our cultural clock stops at 16, or soon afterwards. The cult of youth infects all aspects of our lives, from fashion to politics. Throughout the media, there is more interest in the views of Swampy and the Spice Girls than in those of the old - who may be wise.

Outings: Inside the giant doll's-house

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