'Jeremy is particularly decrepit and I find growing within me'
Where is it headed? And, dare we ask, for what nefarious purpose?
'Bordering on boring. Lose the American driver'
'Look at me - do I look like I’m earning millions of dollars a year?'
Clarkson claims the check-in attendant said ‘I’m from Argentina so f*** you'
Here's when the Top Gear trio's car show will be streaming
'We work because we hate each other. That’s the magic formula'
Jeremy Clarkson, take note
The first episode takes place in South Africa
'I would say his pungent, transgressive, slightly out-of-control talent was something the BBC could ill afford to lose'
The presenter thought it a nice touch to send an inspiring tweet from a superyacht in the Med
'We've done it hundreds of times. It should be easy. I should be relaxed'
Evans said of his departure: 'Gave it my best shot but sometimes that's not enough'
Clarkson, Hammond, and May are currently filming in Italy
We would like to suggest another candidate for the role – the actor and comedian Steve Coogan