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Bart Simpson chalks the show's apology on the detention blackboard during the opening credits

The Simpsons apologise to Judas Priest after the show describes them as 'death metal'

A scripting error saw the heavy metal band misclassified in an earlier episode

Book review: 'In Your Face' by Mario Testino (With an introduction by Anna Wintour)

Mario Testino’s talent with a camera must be maddening for other photographers working in a highly competitive field, but he remains one of the most revered stars in his profession. Testino has a natural ability to float effortlessly from studio to backstage to after-party, producing stunning shots in any kind of situation. From royals to mega-celebrities, Testino has shot some of the world’s most inaccessible subjects, always with an ease that betrays the complexity of the task. When Testino gets “in your face” he captures you at your best — and that is what makes him the best.

Campest man on planet thinks Tom Daley’s coming out was ‘over-done’

Campest man on planet thinks Tom Daley’s coming out was ‘over-done’

Former X Factor star Rylan Clark was less than impressed by Tom Daley choosing to reveal that he’s gay on the internet

Spears' latest offering gives little insight to a listener

Britney Spears, 'Britney Jean' (RCA) - album review

If Britney Spears’ eighth album is what happens when the real Spears stands up, she might as well sit back down. When Spears promised a highly “personal” break-up album, the pitch seemed unlikely coming from modern electro-pop’s vaguest avatar, then unlikelier still when the lead single turned out to be a will.i.am-produced Identikit banger titled, touchingly, “Work Bitch”.

Martyrs? Guest-house owners who turned away gay couple on ‘religious’ grounds are nothing of the kind

The Supreme Court ruling is a reminder that we have - mercifully - moved on from the Middle Ages

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Album review: Lady Gaga, Artpop (Interscope Records)

What’s in a title? For Lady Gaga and her comeback, a fair bit: responses to her third album may well revolve around how her branding of it as a “reverse Warholian expedition” hits you.

A hard line Muslim group protesting the Miss World comeption on 8 September.

If you can’t beat them, join them (but covered up): Islam’s answer to Miss World launched

Contest has been greeted with protests despite organisers agreeing to axe the bikini round

Born This Way? Lady Gaga in London on 30 August 2013

Money Honey: Lady Gaga's personal assistant takes her to court over 7,000 hours of unpaid overtime claim

The singer's former PA claims she was not paid for overtime work and was not allowed any personal time off

Former friends: Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga pictured together in 2009.

Perez Hilton denies 'preposterous' claims he poses threat to Lady Gaga

The pop singer accused Perez of stalking her, which he denies and claims is 'defamatory' and 'utterly false'

The cover of Lady Gaga's new single 'Applause'

Lady Gaga's new single 'Applause' nears the Top 10 after only seven hours on sale

The track's rush release doesn't seem to have damaged sales

Madonna poses in a chainmail niqab for a photoshoot with US Harper's Bazaar

Madonna: Has the Queen of Pop Sensationalism gone too far by wearing a chainmail niqab?

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Alice Sykes in Responsible Other at the Hampstead Downstairs

Theatre review: Responsible Other, Hampstead Downstairs, London

Daisy (superb Alice Sykes) is nearly sixteen and might have expected to be tumbling through the teenage rites of passage with her peers – from studying for mock-GCSEs to trying to sneak into clubs with a fake ID.

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'Normcore': Blending in is the new standing out

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12 best hotel spas in the UK

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These Iranian-controlled Shia militias used to specialise in killing American soldiers. Now they are fighting Isis, backed up by US airstrikes

Widespread fear of Isis is producing strange bedfellows

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Ian Paisley’s decision to make peace with his IRA enemies

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