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Wine: Something for the weekend

Night in

Oysters Mary

Serves 4-6

Also showing: Keith Lemon: The Film and Petit Nicolas

Keith Lemon: The Film (85 mins, 15)

Raw razor clams, white currants and fennel

Raw razor clams, white currants and fennel

Serves 4 as a starter

Tomato and basil tarts and courgette and feta tarts

Courgette and feta tarts

Serves about 10

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Cowell calls Britney 'sweet as a lemon' on X Factor

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Smoked mackerel pâté

Smoked mackerel pâté

Serves 4-6

Fregola with peas, broad beans and herbs

Serves 4-6

Fish with lemon and
brown butter sauce
by Rachel Khoo

Fish with lemon and brown butter sauce

2 fillets of lemon sole (about 150g each), skin removed
3 tablespoons of plain flour
Half a teaspoon of salt
A generous pinch of pepper
One and a half tablespoons sunflower oil
45g butter, cut into cubes
Juice of half a lemon
1 tablespoon chopped parsley
1 tablespoon small capers (optional)

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Carrot falafel with sesame sauce

Ingredients to serve 4

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