The iconic opening crawl starts with the title 'PENIS RING WARS'
From a mother wanting her baby's milk heated up to a kitten stuck in a bongo drum the brigade detail some of their most stupid calls
'This is a deeply upsetting incident involving an innocent and helpless victim who has severe learning difficulties'
Residents were temporarily evacuated to keep them safe during the blaze
The campaign poster highlights the chemical symbol for the metal cobalt rather than toxic gas carbon monoxide
The London Fire Brigade posted the humorous remark after being called to the building in Shoreditch
Grade-two listed Victorian terrace was left a shell
There were emotional scenes as firestations across the capital closed their doors
30 passengers were rescued close to Lambeth Bridge in the heart of London
Police officers, demolition workers and firefighters were called to the scene to secure and search the terraced home
Massive clean-up under way after major junction was flooded to 1.5 metres
Fire fighters have linked increasing call-outs to people trapped in handcuffs to the popularity of books such as EL James' "mummy porn" trilogy Fifty Shades of Grey.
Right-wing group denies involvement as police investigate potential connection to Woolwich attack
Prosecution say former slaughterhouse worker snatched and murdered schoolgirl in a 'sexually motivated' attack
Mark Bridger, 47, also said he would have been "lynched" if he had been seen taking the five-year-old out of his car, Mold Crown Court heard
But firefighters say they have managed to save more than 500 objects