The funniest tweets from transfer deadline day: Assou-Ekotto enjoys 'freedom', Yaya Toure cake and the £15 pot noodle

The strangest day in the football calender continues to provide entertainment - even when not much is happening

Transfer round-up: Chelsea sign Juan Cuadrado, West Brom sign Darren Fletcher, Southampton sign Ryan Bertrand

A look at every single January transfer in the Premier League

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Arsenal transfer news: Moussa Sissoko bid remains on, but Newcastle want 'ridiculous amount of money'

John Carver suggests huge price tag but offer closer to £20m could secure midfielder

Transfer deadline day: Who needs to sign who - a guide to all the Premier League deals

A look at the deals that could go through before the 11pm deadline

Transfer deadline day - live: Darren Fletcher signs for West Brom; Rickie Lambert linked with Aston Villa; Juan Cuadrado signs for Chelsea

Follow the latest news on the final day of the January transfer window

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'The one thing I'm not going to do is chuck it in,' Bruce said

Remy Cabella celebrates his goal against Hull

Hull vs Newcastle match report: Remy Cabella aids John Carver’s case as Steve Bruce takes a battering

Hull 0 Newcastle 3: Cabella opened the scoring before Sammy Ameobi and Yoan Gouffran completed the result that leaves Bruce under pressure to turn things around

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Chelsea vs Manchester City LIVE: Latest score and Premier League updates as Daniel Sturridge scores for Liverpool and Manchester United win

Follow the latest from today's Premier League matches, including Crystal Palace v Everton, Stoke v QPR, Sunderland v Burnley and West Brom v Spurs

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Transfer news and rumours LIVE: Juan Cuadrado to Chelsea, Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester City, United want Gareth Bale

Follow the latest transfer news and rumours ahead of Monday night's 11pm deadline

Papiss Cisse celebraes after scoring Newcastle's second against Chelsea

Newcastle transfer news: Signings are unlikely despite freefall in the Premier League

Papiss Cissé is in a race to play after leaving the African Cup of Nations

Premier League weekend predictions: Will Chelsea widen the gap at the top with victory against Manchester City?

Simon Rice and James Orr preview this weekend's fixtures

Paul Pogba, Gabriel Paulista, Douglas Costa and Andre Schurrle

Transfer news LIVE: Gabriel Paulista to join Arsenal, Douglas Costa wants Chelsea move, Paul Pogba could leave Juventus

Follow the latest transfer news and rumours as they happen

Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver (right) reacts

John Carver: Newcastle confirm Carver will remain in charge of the Magpies until the end of the season

Carver was named caretaker manager when Alan Pardew left to join Crystal Palace and will oversee matters until at least the summer

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