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From the unluckiest player to the worst attempt at a head-butt - we remember some of the stranger moments from the season

Newcastle have cancelled their end of season dinner

Newcastle cancel end-of-season awards dinner because of Premier League relegation fear

A club spokesman says hosting the event at present would be 'inappropriate' given their club's current situation

With no Sergio Aguero, Alexis Sanchez and Eden Hazard - how would the Premier League table look?

We simulated a league in which all 20 teams lost their 'best' player - this is what we found

Andre Ayew

Andre Ayew transfer: Liverpool, Tottenham and Arsenal among scramble for striker after current club reveal 'he is going to quit'

Olympique Marseille president admits the African Cup of Nations top scorer will move on this summer with Newcastle and Swansea also among those linked

Seven things we learnt in the Premier League this weekend

Seven things we learnt this weekend: Chelsea have respect for Steven Gerrard; Tom Cleverley comes in from the cold; Newcastle in trouble

West Ham don't really want the Europa League, only Manchester City under Guardiola can stop Chelsea and Manchester United need world class defenders

Papiss Cisse

Newcastle relegation battle: Papiss Cisse return boosts survival hopes at St James' Park

Lack of fire-power has contributed to dreadful form on Tyneside

Everton vs Sunderland live

Crystal Palace vs Manchester United live: Latest score and Premier League updates as Juan Mata penalty puts United ahead

Follow live updates from Aston Villa v West Ham, Hull v Burnley, Leicester v Southampton, Newcastle v West Brom and Stoke v Tottenham

John Carver has had talks with Mike Williamson after claiming the defender got himself sent off

John Carver the fall guy for Mike Ashley’s grotesque misrule of Newcastle

COMMENT: Newcastle’s demise typifies football’s shift from community to accountancy

Favourite son: former Blackburn striker Alan Shearer eyes boss's job

Alan Shearer 'taken aback' at plea by Fabricio Coloccini to Newcastle fans

Captain wrote an open letter to fans calling on them to get behind the team

Andre Ayew

Andre Ayew eyes 'dream' transfer to Premier League: Liverpool, Tottenham, Arsenal and Newcastle linked with forward

Marseille winger wants to challenge himself with a move to England

I enjoyed some crazy games at St James’ Park and scored my share of goals there

Paul Scholes column: You have to admire John Carver's passion but it's difficult to see Newcastle winning remaining games in fight to avoid drop

EXCLUSIVE: Former team-mates tell me he is a great coach. But I can't see him winning a game out of his last three

Alan Shearer pictured in the Barclays advert

Newcastle United have lost every game since Alan Shearer's Barclays advert aired

The advert has been a bad omen for the Magpies.

Newcastle remain £129m in debt to owner Mike Ashley
Fabricio Coloccini

Fabricio Coloccini writes open letter to Newcastle fans in bid to help club save themselves from relegation

Captain takes unusual step after string of eight successive defeats

Newcastle boss John Carver

Newcastle statement confirms John Carver will not be sacked after 'two days of frank dialogue' despite run of eight consecutive defeats

Carver has been tasked with keeping Newcastle in the Premier League despite not picking up a single point in their last eight matches

Nigel Pearson apologised yesterday for his confrontation with a journalist on Wednesday night

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