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UK weather: More than 200 flood warnings and alerts in force across England

River levels continue to rise despite dry weather

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Harry Potter actress Emma Watson has caught the attention of an Oxford University blues rugby star.

Oxford United manager Chris Wilder says he is focused on achieving promotion

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Jayden Parkinson: Murder police focus on grave in search for missing teenager

Leading officer says police had received 'significant and highly relevant information,' which led to specific grave

Double coach crash in France leaves Oxbridge skiers needing medical attention

Lucky escape for dozens of students despite side-on collision

17-year-old Jayden Parkinson, from Oxford, has been missing for almost two weeks and is feared murdered

Jayden Parkinson: Man charged with murder as search for missing teenager continues

A 22-year-old said to be Jayden's boyfriend has been charged with murder and a 17-year-old male has been charged with one count of assisting an offender

Jayden Parkinson was last seen mid-afternoon on the 3 December in the Iffley Road area of Oxford

Jayden Parkinson murder inquiry: Public urged not to search as police look for man seen struggling with suitcase

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Jayden Parkinson: Murder inquiry launched

Police searching for missing teenager Jayden Parkinson in Oxfordshire have confirmed their missing person investigation is now a murder inquiry, despite no body having yet been found.

Oxford scrum-half Sam Egerton walks off the Twickenham pitch after becoming the first person to be sent off in the Cambridge v Oxford varsity match

Varsity match winner Sam Egerton becomes the first person to be sent-off after he is deemed to have eye gouged an opponent during Oxford University's victory over Cambridge University

Egerton scored the match-winning try last season and was on the scoresheet again this year before making history in becoming the first player in 132 years to receive a red card

New housing developments, such as the one at East Village near the former Olympic Stadium in east London, which will provide 2,818 apartments, are too few and far between, warn analysts

Housing double whammy: A whole generation ‘won’t be able to buy or rent a home’

Unless we build affordable housing, more and more people will be priced out, say experts

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21 Oxbridge colleges failed to admit even one black student in the last year

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