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Franck Ribéry, right, and Karim Benzema, left, have been accused of paying for sex with Zahia Dehar when she was 17

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The Parisian court also dropped the case against Ribery's brother-in-law

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The French champions have been linked with the Barcelona forward

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Passengers had been on plane for several hours before the 'mutiny' took place

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Valérie Trierweiler left hospital in Paris yesterday, a week after reports emerged that her partner, President François Hollande, was having an affair with the actress Julie Gayet

Francois Hollande told Valerie Trierweiler during hospital visit: 'I need more time'

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