To paraphrase Mick Jones, my indecision's bugging me. I am tormented by choice. Twelve years after my semi-retirement to a remote village on Exmoor, I find myself contemplating a move back to London. There are various practical benefits. Victoria and I could spend more time working on the Idler Academy, our shop and school. After all, its physical HQ is located in west London, and the 200-mile commute has presented certain challenges over the past three years. Our children could go to the exciting schools of Shepherd's Bush and Hammersmith. We reckon that life would be made easier in some ways. We'd also be nearer our old friends and our parents. There would be less driving.

Steve Coogan’s famous local radio DJ and talk show host Alan Partridge returns to our screens this week.

Police officer admits Lawrence bug

According to a new survey, people from the North aren't very keen on Londoners

When George Osborne spoke today he evidently felt he was responding to the public mood. How long will that mood last?

Amol Rajan finds brotherly love at a new family-run restaurant in west London

Serves 4

First, a sausage was left in his bedroom. Then, says Rupert Christiansen, things got even stranger.

'Horsegate' might have put Britons off cheap sausages, but demand for Cranswick’s posh bangers such as wild vension with redcurrant and red wine and duck with red cherries and port is absolutely sizzling.

The editor who brought modernity to Ambridge has been criticised by listeners

Ranging from 20C to a blistering 31C, Sophie Lam and Ben Ross have suggestions for holidays to thaw your spirit

You don't become the world's richest chef without spotting an opportunity

The City went cool on Domino's Pizza even as it posted record annual profits yesterday, as its more recent sales succumbed to the snow that hit the UK last month.

Meat-eaters needn’t sacrifice their  health or spend a fortune to track down nutritious recipes, says Lisa Markwell