i Robert Burns, 1759 to 1796. Scottish Poet

Ah, Scotland’s favourite son.

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Jonathan He has captured the hearts of the nation with his poem about his favourite food

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Public health minister Jane Ellison will be urging construction workers to 'get into shape'

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Jane Ellison has announced her first priority is urging construction workers to 'get into shape'

America's great hillbilly cook-off deters ‘big-city types’

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Ben Chu: The weather is kind when it's raining excuses

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Tom Hodgkinson: They were expecting a carefree soul; instead they found a man with a furrowed brow

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Steve Coogan's upcoming Alan Partridge film will be premiered in Norwich

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The News Matrix: Saturday 06 July 2013

Police officer admits Lawrence bug

Northerners VS Southerners: who comes out on top?

According to a new survey, people from the North aren't very keen on Londoners

Chancellor George Osborne's Spending Review in the House of Commons this afternoon

Most public spending reviews create winners and losers. But there are no winners today

When George Osborne spoke today he evidently felt he was responding to the public mood. How long will that mood last?

The Shed, 122 Palace Gardens Terrace, London

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The five-minute memoir: Rupert Christiansen recalls an intruder in Clapham

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