i Robert Burns, 1759 to 1796. Scottish Poet

Ah, Scotland’s favourite son.

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Public health minister Jane Ellison will be urging construction workers to 'get into shape'

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Jane Ellison has announced her first priority is urging construction workers to 'get into shape'

America's great hillbilly cook-off deters ‘big-city types’

A man concerned that his hometown in Arkansas is losing its “hillbilly heritage” has founded an event designed to discourage gentrification: the World Championship Squirrel Cook-Off.

The Girl Guides finally dropped God - and it allowed me to make my Promise

What the new wording of our Promise does is help us be fully inclusive in a way we haven’t been before

The 'Graf Zeppelin', seen here in 1931, was the most famous of the German military airships

Q: How many cows does it take to build a Zeppelin? A: 250,000

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Ben Chu: The weather is kind when it's raining excuses

Outlook Isn't the British weather wonderful? It saved England from defeat against the resurgent Australians and it's also been putting a rocket under retail sales.

Royal baby: Birth of Prince George has Domino effect on pizza sales

Kate and William are said to have scoffed Zizzi pizzas after the birth of Prince George but the rest of the country gobbled Domino’s.

Tom Hodgkinson: They were expecting a carefree soul; instead they found a man with a furrowed brow

To paraphrase Mick Jones, my indecision's bugging me. I am tormented by choice. Twelve years after my semi-retirement to a remote village on Exmoor, I find myself contemplating a move back to London. There are various practical benefits. Victoria and I could spend more time working on the Idler Academy, our shop and school. After all, its physical HQ is located in west London, and the 200-mile commute has presented certain challenges over the past three years. Our children could go to the exciting schools of Shepherd's Bush and Hammersmith. We reckon that life would be made easier in some ways. We'd also be nearer our old friends and our parents. There would be less driving.

Steve Coogan's upcoming Alan Partridge film will be premiered in Norwich

Smell my cheese: The best Alan Patridge quotes

Steve Coogan’s famous local radio DJ and talk show host Alan Partridge returns to our screens this week.

The News Matrix: Saturday 06 July 2013

Police officer admits Lawrence bug

Northerners VS Southerners: who comes out on top?

According to a new survey, people from the North aren't very keen on Londoners

Chancellor George Osborne's Spending Review in the House of Commons this afternoon

Most public spending reviews create winners and losers. But there are no winners today

When George Osborne spoke today he evidently felt he was responding to the public mood. How long will that mood last?

The Shed, 122 Palace Gardens Terrace, London

Amol Rajan finds brotherly love at a new family-run restaurant in west London

The five-minute memoir: Rupert Christiansen recalls an intruder in Clapham

First, a sausage was left in his bedroom. Then, says Rupert Christiansen, things got even stranger.

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