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Steve Coogan's upcoming Alan Partridge film will be premiered in Norwich

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The News Matrix: Saturday 06 July 2013

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Northerners VS Southerners: who comes out on top?

According to a new survey, people from the North aren't very keen on Londoners

Chancellor George Osborne's Spending Review in the House of Commons this afternoon

Most public spending reviews create winners and losers. But there are no winners today

When George Osborne spoke today he evidently felt he was responding to the public mood. How long will that mood last?

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