In a cheeky ruling, which positively bulges with double entendres and dirty literary jokes, a Texas judge has ordered strip club dancers in San Antonio to don larger underwear.

Win on Sunday will ensure Moyes's side could not be overtaken by rivals

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Philpott and two others were found guilty of manslaughter after six of his children were accidentally killed in an arson attack

Three bedroom semi-detached properties are selling the fastest

A suicide bomber attacked a convoy carrying a paramilitary police commander in north-western Pakistan today, killing at least six people, including two women.

Scheme includes improvements at worst junctions and outer suburbs targeted for high spending trials

“And here on 4 we have a comedy coming up,” said the BBC continuity announcer. Oh God, I thought. Really? Must you? Must we? Isn’t it time to give it up? To admit defeat? To say to your listeners “Look, guys, we’ve given comedy our best shot, we’ve brought in the big guns, we’ve maxed out the budget, but it’s just not working.”

Ian Herbert on a club from English professional football’s lowest tier which hopes to bring success to a city torn by conflict

A stolen four-by-four vehicle crashed through the window of a family home, hurling a nine-year-old child across the room.

Mick Philpott and wife Mairead deny manslaughter after losing six children in blaze

More than 30 shotguns and pistols were found wrapped in newspaper dated March 14 1996

A fire at a house where two people were found dead may have been started deliberately, Scotland Yard said.