Mr Memory, who was brought on Monday’s Newsnight to memorise the title sequence and couldn’t even remember that Jeremy bloke with the beard’s name. Gosh I love telly.
Swallows And Martins
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Friday 23 August 2013
From the Fens to Chernobyl, this tour of turf shows the skills of a gifted, if sombre, naturalist
Brighton 1 Derby 2 match report: Seagulls are still pointless as Chris Martin gives Rams play-off ideas
Sunday 11 August 2013
New boss Oscar Garcia has lost all three of Brighton's competitive games this season
Thursday 08 August 2013
Hen harriers have failed to nest successfully in England for the first time since the 1960s, conservationists have said.
Thursday 04 July 2013
Helicopters drop 200 tons of poison pellets in world’s biggest extermination project
Thursday 20 June 2013
A day trip to Brighton on the hottest day of the year should be a treat. But as the train pulls into the station, the words of the woman who answered the phone at the local Conservative Party office pop back into my head. “Bring a mask with you,” she said chirpily. “It's stinky.”
Match report Crystal Palace 0 Watford 0 (1-0 AET): Wilfried Zaha shines as Kevin Phillips penalty puts Eagles back in the Premiership
Monday 27 May 2013
Extra time decides the tie after nervy game
Saturday 20 April 2013
Wednesday 10 April 2013
Investment and jobs are promised, but some fear the environmental price is too high
Wednesday 10 April 2013
Remains of 8 malnourished stone curlews recently back from Africa and Spain found in Norfolk, Suffolk and Wiltshire
Tuesday 09 April 2013
My Family star Kris Marshall is joining the cast of Caribbean crime drama Death In Paradise, taking over from Ben Miller.
Monday 18 March 2013
People need homes, but so does the nightingale, whose numbers are in steep decline
Tom Daley ‘is gay because his father died’ says UK evangelist
Iain Duncan Smith leaves Commons food banks debate early
David Cameron takes his biggest gamble yet as he gets tough on Europe over immigration
Kiss and yell: Italian protester charged with sexual assault after kissing riot police officer
Anachronistic and iniquitous, grammar schools are a blot on the British education system
Top PR exec Justine Sacco under fire for sending racist tweet before flying to Africa
- 1 Tim Sherwood challenges Daniel Levy to set out vision for Tottenham Hotspur’s future
- 2 French pub fined €9,000 after customers returned empties to bar - because it's 'undeclared labour'
- 3 Sun will 'flip upside down' within weeks, says Nasa
- 4 #Teamnigella: It’s the only side to be on
- 5 Christmas comes early: Justin Bieber is 'retiring from music'