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Potato chips. In the 1800s in New York, a customer at a restaurant sent back French fries because they were too thick. The cook made thinner ones that the customer still thought were too thick. Exasperated, the chef made ones that were exceedingly thin to piss off the customer... who loved them.

Man’s penis amputated after Viagra overdose

Colombian farmer’s attempt to impress girlfriend ends in tragedy

The town of Coleshill in Warwickshire has been crowned the Viagra capital of England, rising to the top of an NHS list of prescriptions for the anti-impotence drug.

That's just swell! Coleshill in Warwickshire crowned England's Viagra capital

Some 55 of every 1,000 men in the town receive the erectile dysfunction drug on NHS prescription

Leah Totton (right) and Luisa Zissman (left) set for series climax

The Apprentice 2013 final: the cockiest ever quotes from past and present candidates

In the lead up to all-female Apprentice final, baking entrepreneur Luisa Zissman has described her opponent Leah Totton as her ‘bestie’, claiming that there’s no-one she’d rather be up against.

Last Night's Viewing: Michael Grade and the World's Oldest Joke, BBC4
Anna & Katy, Channel 4
Parks and Recreation, BBC4

Old Roman joke: "That slave you've sold me has just died." "My God, he never did that when he belonged to me!" Ah well...perhaps you had to be there...and by "there", I mean a tavern somewhere in the Suburra around 40BC, because the gag didn't exactly bring the house down in Michael Grade and the World's Oldest Joke.

Postcard from... Turin

Italian stallions are finding it hard becoming – and staying – aroused because they spend too much time getting their kicks on the internet when they should be learning their bedroom skills from more mature ladies, one of Italy's leading sex experts has warned.

Man guilty of raping three children

A man pleaded guilty today to raping three young children he had drugged and who were also forced to sexually abuse each other while he watched.

Oxytocin: A sniff can make men more affectionate and boost libido

'Cuddle drug' may be the new Viagra

Nasal spray of hormone used to induce labour can dramatically improve sexual performance in men

Festival of the Spoken Nerd,
Bloomsbury Theatre, London

If there was a theme to Festival of the Spoken Nerd's mix of science and comedy tonight then it was pyrotechnics. From a tale of homemade napalm to a demonstration of a standing wave flame tube there were flashes and bangs aplenty, if no explosive end result.

The Misogynist, By Piers Paul Read

Over 30 years on from his 1979 bestseller A Married Man, Piers Paul Read revisits the mid-life crisis. Geoffrey Jomier is a retired barrister living in Hammersmith.

OutKast's Big Boi arrested on drug charges

OutKast star Big Boi has been charged with drug possession.

8.5 million fake 'Viagra' seized

More than 8.5 million fake and unlicensed "Viagra" tablets with a value of £13m were seized last year, the UK Border Agency has said .

Media Diary: Silk's tale of libel most vile

Media law

Those who believe the libel laws need updating might be intrigued by the new play by celebrated media lawyer Andrew Caldecott and his fellow silk Tom Shields.

Open Sandwich so that biotech angels can save Pfizer's 2,400 jobs

George Freeman, the Tory MP and biotech expert, is calling on the Government to open Pfizer's site in Sandwich to venture capitalists and biotech angels in a bid to save as many of the 2,400 jobs, due to be axed when the plant closes, as it can.

2,400 jobs at risk as Pfizer shuts homeof Viagra

The US pharmaceuticals giant Pfizer is to close the UK research and development centre which came up with its successful Viagra impotence drug, hitting thousands of jobs in the South of England.

Love and Other Drugs, Edward Zwick, 113 mins (15)

Just take one lover after meals...but avoid mixing with other topics
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