A young fan holds up a banner on the final day of the season

It is one of those clichés that football fans are witty and hugely knowledgeable about the game. Some may well be, but there are also an awful lot of swivel-eyed loons around in the grounds

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A look ahead to this weekend's Premier League fixture at Upton Park

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Tottenham face nail-biting finish as Arsenal look to secure Champions League place on final day of the Premier League season

Fate has often conspired to deny his side a Champions' League place but Michael Dawson prays not this time

Alex McCarthy the Reading goalkeeper is the surprise inclusion in the England squad

Recalled Andy Carroll gives England 'another dimension' claims Roy Hodgson

The on-loan Liverpool striker included for summer friendlies

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Frank Lampard signs one-year contract extension with Chelsea to end speculation

The England midfielder captained the Blues to Europa League glory last night

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The Manchester United defender has called time on his international career

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Rio Ferdinand retirement: An England career that failed to deliver on its promise

The Manchester United defender was arguably the leading light of the 'golden generation'

Ferdinand, who won the last of his 81 caps in June 2011, angered some England fans when he withdrew after being recalled to Roy Hodgson's squad for the match in San Marino and Tuesday's World Cup qualifier against Montenegro that ended in a 1-1 draw.

Factfile: Rio Ferdinand announces retirement from England

The Manchester United defender collected 81 caps

David Moyes waves goodbye to the Everton fans in his final game as Everton boss at Goodison Park

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Sam Allardyce remonstrates on the sideline as his side draw with Newcastle United

Sam Allardyce signs new contract with West Ham

Sam Allardyce signs a two-year contract extension to remain with Hammers till 2015, co-owner David Gold has revealed

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Roberto Martinez is in charge of his 150th Premier League game

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright wants manager 'equally significant' to David Moyes

Moyes was confirmed as Manchester United manager today

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