A drought in a resort famous for its epic snowfall. A mountain with the best steep terrain anywhere... in a heatwave. Crud, slush, mud: the life of the off-piste skier with a day job can be as frustrating as it is ruinous.
When the snow gods do deliver, plagues of skiers can strip mountains in minutes while you sniff armpits in a cable car.
I’ve tried swapping the sharp elbows of Verbier or Chamonix, say, with off-piste havens of quieter renown: Andermatt, Alta, La Grave. But success there, too, has been fleeting. It was easy to imagine I was cursed until, last month, I visited a place where the snow was so abundant, the cobbled streets and chalets so beautiful, and the competition so thin that fellow skiers begged me not to repeat its name.
Grimentz (sorry guys) is just 15 miles by crow from Verbier but a world away. Hidden at the end of the Val d’Anniviers in the Swiss Alps, up a precipitous, switchbacking road from the town of Sierre, it has a couple of hotels and one nightclub. High-altitude, varied terrain and decent lifts ought to earn it a spot on any adventurous skier’s to-go list. Yet, on a crisp day between blue skies and a foot of fresh snow, we were alone.
Nick Parks was my guide, Will Herrington my host. They’ve skied everywhere, pretty much, in careers spanning 25 years or more: Parks as a guide whose clients include Bear Grylls, and Herrington in tourism. They are among very few English skiers who call the valley home.
Parks took me to Zinal, where he runs off-piste trips with his firm, Mountain Tracks. A 20-minute drive from Grimentz, it will be linked to the village next season with a new cable car. Until then, gravity is enough to take you from Zinal’s highest lift to Grimentz. As powder fields narrowed and steepened, trees appeared. I plotted a course between them on the fly, popping off stumps and boulders turned into pillowy vaults by the snow. We paused to walk across the vast Moiry Dam and, on the other side, watched a pair of ibex, our only company, leap between rocks as they foraged.
The peace was short-lived back in Grimentz, one of the few places in the Alps where heli-skiing is permitted. Our destination: the top of the Pigne d’Arolla, reached in just ten minutes via stomach-lurching swoops over ridges. Silence quickly returned when the helicopter left us. I hiked to the summit itself to gawp at some of the greatest peaks in the Alps, including the shark-tooth Matterhorn.
A run of almost 1,800 vertical metres lay ahead, including a steep pitch where I enjoyed a tantalising sensation as I descended: the lapping at the tops of the knees by light, fluffy snow. By the end of that day alone, I had encountered more untracked powder than during several previous winters.
In Grimentz, where centuries-old granaries stained black by the elements could fuel a one-village postcard industry, I stayed at Chalet CBC, one of a handful of luxury properties Herrington manages. He has lived in the village for almost a decade with his wife, Anna Walker, the former Wish You Were Here...? presenter, deciding he and their three children wouldn’t wish to be anywhere else.
Herrington attributes the valley’s perversely low profile to the “marvellous absence of British tour operators”. There just aren’t enough beds to lure them and Brits account for 3 per cent of visitors. I skied yet more perfect snow with a group from Ski Club Freshtracks, the only UK operator serving Grimentz. Their guide, Romain Tavelli, was born in the valley and is relaxed about its seclusion. His group, however, threatened to do me harm if I shared their secret. They’ll know where to find me next season...
Rental Prestige (rentalprestige.com) manages luxury properties in Grimentz, including Chalet CBC. Heli-skiing costs from £200. Guide fees start at £370 a day. Ski Club Freshtracks (skiclub.co.uk) runs trips to Grimentz in January and March. Mountain Tracks (mountaintracks.co.uk) runs trips to Zinal from January to April. Swiss (swiss.com) serves Geneva from Heathrow and City airports, and can arrange rail transfers to Sierre
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