The Onion Store
'With three separate buildings, rather than rooms, to check into only lovers need apply here,' warns Garri. Resolutely original, while remaining just the right side of quirky, this isn't your average B&B; anywhere that offers candlelit swimming has to be worth a try in our book.
Where Romsey, Hampshire SO51 6DU(01794 323227; www.theonionstore.co.uk)
How much doubles from £145