Milk? Forget it: you'll need something a little stronger when you visit Guatemala's most revered figure. While Hindu worshippers around the world line up with dairy products to quench the thirst of deities, a Central American saint insists on liquor and tobacco. Guatemala is the only country in Central America where native Indians are in the majority, and Christianity adopted some unusual forms as it fused with the existing beliefs. The strangest manifestation is Maximon, Guatemala's smoking and drinking saint.

Reaching the idol involves a journey through a series of towns whose names resemble bad Scrabble hands, through Quetzaltenango, also known as Xela, to Zunil. Villagers are resigned to the inevitable approach and the predictable enquiry in Spanish of "Donde esta Maximon?". After a few wrong turns down labyrinthine cobbled streets, you track down the saint. He holds court in a wooden shed, rather more opulent than the dwellings of many of the local people.

Maximon turns out to be a tailor's dummy, kitted out in a suit and tie, straw hat, glasses and woolly gloves, with a fetching embroidered scarf draped around his shoulders. A cane lies propped up against his chest, and his eyelashes have a generous coat of mascara. He looks like the result of an only partially successful experiment to cross-breed the Milky Bar Kid with a Thunderbirds puppet.

Two villagers sporting baseball caps fuss around him, making sure the ash from his cigarette doesn't fall on to his suit and giving him a drink now and again. Worshippers wander in and out of the hut, making offerings of candles and cigarettes which they light and place on the ground to burn. Maximon stares expressionless from his rocking chair, oblivious to the kerfuffle. The ritual culminates in the offering of money, a cigarette and a small jugful of Quezalteca, the local liquor. The administration of alcohol involves one disciple's tipping Maximon's chair back while the other carefully pours the mouth-searing potion down his throat. The attendants claim that the liquor is "absorbed" by the saint. Foreign cynics would suggest it is actually piped away for recycling in the local bars.

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