Travel: Mobile moans

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The Independent Travel
DICK SISMAN of the conservation group, Green Flag International, wonders if readers have overheard any good 'I won't come here again' remarks. 'Over the past year or so, I seem to have overheard dozens of tourists making such complaints. I think the record for the fastest is held by two Skytours customers still in the arrivals hall at Malta. Joining a modest queue for passport control, one said to his friend: 'I won't come here again, you don't have to queue to get into Spain.' His friend replied: 'No I won't come here again either, they only gave me 30 Maltese pounds for my 50 English pounds'.'