Last minute plans for New Year's Eve in the UK

Party your way into 2015 with these end of year extravaganzas

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The end of the year has a habit of sneaking up on you - but for most of us, it's not a nice sneaking. It's less wonderful "surprise! I won the lottery, let's go to Barbados" and more coming face to face with your office crush at the checkout in Tesco when you're wearing "home clothes", looking awful and a bit fat. Hey! That tin of Quality Street had to end up somewhere, right?

While it can be hard to swerve someone in the bagging area when you're picking up reduced canapés and a bottle of value rum (or is that just me?), getting around a plan-free New Year's is much easier. Jools Holland will broadcast his annual Hootenanny on the BBC at some point, which is either gonna make you stay in and coo irritatingly at smug folk acts, or do whatever it takes to make sure you are nowhere near a TV.

Thankfully there are hundreds of reasons not to spend the biggest night of the year in. Remember, fat people in stained tracksuits are allowed to have fun, too. Just make sure you don't get seen out in your home clothes twice. Not in the space of the same year, anyway...

New Year's Eve

Fabric

Charterhouse Street, Farringdon, London

Without wanting to sound like a doom-monger, will going to Fabric in 2015 even be an option? Before the suits get their way and block one of the Capital's most important cultural lifelines with a bureaucratic tumour that will eventually manifest itself in the shape of new-build flats, get loose to Jackmaster, Seth Troxler and Scuba.

In:Motion

BS1 2DP, Bristol

Say a stomping goodbye to 2014 with DnB pioneers Camo & Krooked, TC, DJ Die and Dillinja. And if you've still not had enough at 6am, pop home for a disco-nap and come back for the NYD follow-up at 8pm. The evening session is on more of a house tip, with Magda, Dixon, George Fitzgerald and Route 94.

Moondance

Scala, Kings Cross, London

[Say in your best pirate radio voice] Six-tee dee-jays! Four a-ree-ners! Moooooooooon-dance!

Here's one for the whistle crew, ten solid hours of old-Skool, jungle and hardcore. Party like it's 1994 with living legends Slipmatt, The Ragga Twins, the Ratpack and DJ Kenny Ken. Yup his name sounds best when you say it in pirate radio voice, too. 

EastEnders party 

Ruby's, Dalston, London

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"WOSS GOIN' ON?" It's a Walford inspired party where every person gets a mask of an EastEnders character.

WWDCD - what would Dot Cotton do? She'd get sloshed on the sherry until the clock strikes 12 and then swap to tomato juice ready for the exact moment Dry January begins. If the thought of drinking watery ketchup makes you reach for the Good Book, just be the life and soul of the party like Shirley Carter, staggering from bald bloke to bald bloke in a pleather jacket and a pair of thigh high boots with half a bottle of voddy as your wingwoman.

Ergh x Dubbed Out

Club Mojo, Chatham, Kent

Dare ye venture to deep dark Kent for one night only? If you do, DJ Hype will reward you with one of his always perfectly executed sets. 

Garlands Bedlam

Garlands, Liverpool

Rumour has it that Liverpool would stay trapped in 2014 for all eternity if Garlands didn't throw their annual NYE shindig. Effortlessly sashaying the line between glamour and hedonism, the city's beautiful people will welcome 2015 with style.

Hed Kandi

Static, Manchester

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The potent mix of funky house courtesy of Martyn Russo and plenty of hastily drunk glasses of champagne will leave you convinced that with the right Instagram filter you look just like one of the drawings on the Hed Kandi CD covers. Don't worry, you can delete them in the morning.

Sink The Pink

Shapes, Hackney, E9

As hard as it is to get your head around, there are some people who think glittery, sequinned clothes can only be worn at the office Christmas do, on New Year's Eve and maybe a hen party. The STP crew and The 2 Bears are definitely not these people. Unleash your inner diva and wear everything shiny and fabulous that you own. Even if that means crafting a Cleopatra-esque headdress out of foil.  

The Four Quarters

Peckham, London

If you missed out on Secret Cinema's BTTF extravaganza this summer, don't worry, your red body warmer and almanac can get an airing on Wednesday. The Four Quarters want to take you back to the 80s, and promise classic movies, acid house and a prize for the best fancy dress. What's wrong McFly... Chicken?

Found

Coronet Theatre, Elephant and Castle, London

For their first ever NYE party, Found aren't holding back. They've got the creme de la creme of Europe's house and techno scene - Anja Schneider, Sebo K and The Menendez Brothers - AND a confetti cannon. Boom. 

New Year's Day

Day One Festival

Rossko Street Arena, Birmingham

Waze and Odyssey will probably play their R Kelly-sampling smash Bump & Grind 2014 which for some will be reason enough to be one of the 7,000 people starting the new year at an 18-hour rave. If you think Kels can go to hell, Matthias Tanzmann is sure to play some RnB-free techno that'll float your boat.

Twice As Nice

Scala, Kings X, London 

Screw your Clueless inspired Iggy Azalea videos, the best thing about the 90s revival is the reemergence of garage. Dust off your Moschino jeans and spray champagne over your mates like you're 22 again. 

Jaded

Corsica Studios, Elephant and Castle, London

London's choice after hours night will set your 2015 on the right track. Assuming you want 2015 to be the year that you spend Sunday mornings listening to techno with people who might not have slept since Thursday.

FWD

Dance Tunnel, Dalston, London

Get your moody Croydon skank on and undo the indulgences of the past fortnight with Plastician, Yung Gud and MssingNo. 

The Hydra x Eat Your Own Ears

Studio Spaces E1, London

Rounding off a killer year for The Hydra team, two of their three end of year parties are now sold out. The one that you still have a chance of going to is probably the most special, and will see Four Tet going b2b with Daphni from 7am til lunch.

Magna Carter

Fire, Vauxhall, London

Relive what you remember from your trip to Ibiza this summer (or get psyched up for the 2015 season) with sets from Huxley, Adam Shelton and Steve Lawler. 

2 January

Sub Club

Glasgow

If the whole NYE/NYD thing is a bit obvious for you - or if you're just a rave machine and not ready to admit defeat yet - Jasper James plays to a home crowd on Friday night. This time next year, everyone will be going on about him, so get in their first, and make 2015 the year of ultimate bragging rights.

Emma Gritt is a freelance journalist. Twitter @emmagritt
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