This "authentic and lovingly restored Romany caravan has just enough room for two. What could be more romantic than that?" asks Jonathan. "Cook meals on the pot-belly stove, snuggle up in the cosy double bed, or splash about in theriver - if you're lucky, you might even spot otters darting around in the water."
Details Rhydlewis, near Llangrannog on The West Wales coast (0844 500 5101; www.underthethatch.co.uk).
How much From £204 for four nights.