PETE Sampras? Baggy shorts, this year's big Wimbledon fashion statement? Still boring, I'm afraid. Just look, by contrast, at Alex James, Arsenal inside forward, one of the Captain's heroes. Now these are what you call baggy shorts, and this is how you wear them. The great man wore them with distinction for Scotland and Arsenal before the war, before Arsenal got boring, too. Andre Agassi? Shaved legs? There was a rumour that Alex did the same, but no one could tell. Next week: the centre parting.