NEXT, Cliff Richard's colostomy bag. This is a rumour that everybody has heard, apparently. So much so that Cliff has now been asked about it, and the result appears in the new paperback edition of Cliff Richard - The Biography. Cliff answered a series of questions (Do you have one childhood memento you cherish? No, I don't actually) before being confronted with the big one. He says he doesn't know how the rumour began, but hopes that it has brought comfort to somebody. Perhaps he is a saint, after all.