Editor-At-Large: Calling Burberry protesters: please, it's time to belt up

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I fully support everyone's right to work - and the right to protest vociferously and energetically if their employer decides to make them redundant. But I'm getting the tiniest bit exasperated with those placard-waving Burberry workers who have filled pages of newsprint since the company announced its plans to shut a factory in Treorchy, South Wales, with the loss of 300 jobs. That is an economic tragedy, but I'm beginning to think that whoever is masterminding the campaign of hate against Burberry wants nothing less than to damage the company globally - and the end result will have serious consequences for even more British workers.

Last November I wrote about the planned closure of the Treorchy plant - closing because it cost £12 to make a polo shirt there and £4 in the Far East. I pointed out that just as Gordon Brown was promoting Britishness - and Burberry is surely one of the most iconic British brands, along with M&S- the economic reality of manufacturing in Gordon's highly taxed, highly regulated Britain means that British firms are moving more and more production overseas.

Last Friday the latest battle in the Burberry war saw it cancel its party for the British Academy nominees, set for 10 February, because it did not want any of the 800 attendees to face an angry picket line organised by those fighting to save Treorchy. Celebrity supporters include Tom Jones (when was he ever in Wales - and if he wants to create jobs, why does he live in the US and not run an office in the Rhondda Valley?), the actor Rhys Ifans, Max Boyce, and opera singer Bryn Terfel. All we need now is Charlotte Church waving a placard alongside Ruth Madoc and they'll have a full house!

Now politicians have got in on the act, demanding Burberry bosses give evidence to the Welsh Affairs Select Committee on globalisation. Protesters recently travelled to London to hand out leaflets outside Burberry stores, and planmore demos from Las Vegas to Paris. All very emotive, until you dig a little deeper into the state of manufacturing in Wales. In January 2005, Sony announced 300 job losses in Bridgend and Pencoed. The next month, St Ives closed a printing plant in Caerphilly; 200 lost their jobs. In May 2006, MFI closed a sofa factory at Llantrisant with 320 job losses, and an automotive plant closed in Ebbw Vale, putting 350 people out of work. In June 2006, 270 were made redundant at an automotive works in Llanelli; then a factory closed in Newport putting 315 on the dole. Since Burberry announced Treorchy would close, Cooper-Standard Automotive has shut its Maesteg plant, losing 250 jobs, and Alcoa closed a Swansea plant, with 300 jobs going. This year, Technicolor has unveiled 350 job losses in Cwmbran, and Tesco has moved 190 jobs from Cardiff to India. Where are all the placards? Has Charlotte Church shredded her Tesco Clubcard?

Set against that tragic litany, is Burberry really the UK's most horrible employer? It is a business, not a charity. Mindful that the ensuing row could damage itsreputation and share price, it has been generous, going through a consultation period, delaying closure by three months to March, improving the redundancy package so that over a third of the workforce will get more than a year's salary, offering training, and donating the factory to the community. It is helping to find work for thejobless and has identified 250 jobs in the area.

The real criminal is the Welsh Secretary Peter Hain, who has not really tried to fight the tide of factory closures by urging Mr Brown to create financial incentives to bring down manufacturing costs in Wales. Burberry has 40 per cent of its global workforce in the UK, with 600 people at factories in Rotherham and Castleford in Yorkshire making their iconic trenchcoat. In spite of union claims, less than 10 per cent of Burberry production is in Asia, and it has increased its UK production staff. I am mystified as to why Burberry has been vilified for making a tough economic decision, while Tesco, Technicolor and Alcoa have not. Is it because Burberry projects a glamorous image - with Kate Moss, surrounded by gorgeous young men, photographed by Mario Testino? Does sour grapes play a part? Burberry sells 90 per cent of its stuff overseas, and while I am very sorry that one factory in South Wales is closing, I don't think that makes Burberry the meanest employer in the UK.

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