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That hung parliament scenario in full

I am grateful to Tom for asking a question that I couldn’t immediately answer. Actually, he merely p...

Ed Balls rehearses Ed Miliband’s lines for the Budget reply

Ed Balls, the shadow Chancellor, was on Pienaar’s Politics on BBC Radio 5 Live. It was interes...

Green surge checked – ComRes poll

The Green surge appears to have stalled after Natalie Bennett, the party leader (right), suffered wh...

Miles Kington Remembered: The English language is a slippery, deceptive thing

What about 'self-drive cars', which no more drive themselves that 'self-catering holidays' cater for themselves?

Miles Kington Remembered: It may never happen? Say that once more and it will...

One class of annoying remark that seems to annoy a lot of people is the catchphrase used way past its sell-by date

Miles Kington Remembered: The day a stag party rowed shore in the South Seas

'They will drink as much as they can and take their clothes off and make rude suggestions to our women which they would be incapable of fulfilling'

Miles Kington Remembered: Every problem is actually a solution in disguise

Hospitals are plagued by people who put on white coats and pretend to be doctors. Dagstrom saw the solution: make the bogus doctors treat bogus patients

Miles Kington Remembered: The remarkable tale of the postman who finally bit back

Early in my career, after several episodes of being bitten by dogs, I decided to fight fire with fire, and to acquire my own fierce dog, which I took on my rounds

Miles Kington Remembered: How to split up – if you can't think how to tell the other half

It's bad enough sharing your possessions after a divorce without having friends come along and claim their share back

Miles Kington Remembered: It's pronounced 'Bach', bach. You mach my words

I am constantly amazed by the inability of the English to enunciate the soundwhich occurs at the end of the Scottish word 'loch'

Miles Kington Remembered: Dietary supplements that work ... or I'll eat my own words

The slower we eat, the less food we ingest. Simple as that. With my system you can eat as much as you like – or could, if only you had the time for it
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Robert Parker interview

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