Miles Kington Remembered: If there's one thing more useful than learning, it's forgetting

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Yes, we hear a lot about the learning process, and learning curves, and the acquisition of knowledge, but has it occurred to you that the intake and digestion of knowledge cannot go on forever? That somewhere in the middle of our life, though we are still acquiring knowledge, we are also starting to lose it? And that finally, towards the end of our life, we find we are losing knowledge faster than we are gaining it?

This process has a name. It is called "forgetting." Until now, "forgetting" has always been left to look after itself. Nobody has ever devised a good way of forgetting things.

Unlike learning. Learning has had countless systems invented for it. There have been innumerable colleges and universities erected in honour of learning, where young people go to pursue the intake of knowledge in a systematic manner.

Almost all of this knowledge will desert them before the end of their lives, yet the losing of this priceless knowledge is allowed to happen in an entirely haphazard and unsystematic manner, quite differently from the way it was imbibed.

But where, oh where, is the temple devoted to forgetting? Where is there a place of unlearning? Nowhere! Surely this is nonsensical? Surely the data in our brain should be jettisoned in the same orderly manner in which it was acquired?

In other words, we should only forget the things we want to forget! Whereas, more often than not, what we forget are the things we really wanted to remember and which now seem to be permanently on the tip of our tongue, just out of reach of our mind.

How often do you find yourself unable to call to mind the name of a composer you knew perfectly well yesterday? How often do you find yourself struggling to name the country next up from Peru, or your eldest daughter's second child? When, to be blunt, did you last strike your forehead and say: "Oh God, my mind is going!" But it is not your mind that is going. It is the contents of your mind that are going! Instead of letting them disappear as they want to, doesn't it make sense to get rid of only the stuff you want to get rid of and to control your forgetting process? For, make no mistake, there is a forgetting process just as surely as there is a learning process. We learn what we want to. Why cannot we forget what we want to? Why must we put up with remembering that damn tune from The Dam Busters and yet forgetting the First Law of Thermodynamics?

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