As Prime Minister, I would start by cleaning up our foreign policy. It's a mess that has done more to discredit our political system than anything else in the last decade.
I would stop the current counter-productive bombing of Iraq, and stop selling arms to Saudi Arabia and Israel. I would withdraw all troops and "special advisers" from other countries. I would launch a public inquiry into previous governments colluding with torture and rendition. I'd tell President Obama that our mutual extradition arrangements will be cancelled unless he immediately returns Shaker Aamer, the last Londoner in Guantanamo. I would also save us £100bn by scrapping Trident's renewal. Then I would order the arrest of Tony Blair for war crimes over Iraq.
I would also move to eradicate the ballooning inequality produced by austerity and privatisation. And I'd repeal the anti-union laws so that working people can defend themselves against the bankers and the corporations.
One of my first acts would be an emergency public house building programme and I would cut all private rents in half. I would introduce rent controls and security of tenure for all tenants so that they could actually afford to live without paying half their income to greedy landlords.
Any houses or flats left empty for more than six months without very good reason would be taken over by local councils and used to house the homeless and those on housing waiting lists. These measures would alleviate the housing crisis, which is bringing misery to millions of people. It would be illegal for any MP to be a landlord – at present there are more landlords than women in parliament.
Experts' predictions for the general election
Experts' predictions for the general election
1/10 Andrew Hawkins (ComRes)
Just as the polls in 2010 pointed to no overall majority for any party, the overwhelming evidence points to Labour either being the largest party or getting a small majority, probably below 20. The Lib Dems and SNP should each win between 25 and 35 seats, with single-figure wins for both Ukip and the Greens.
2/10 Joe Twyman (YouGov)
I predict it will be close. I predict a few tremors, though earthquakes are unlikely. I predict the eventual winner may not be the direct result of public opinion, but instead the outcome of political negotiations. It’s too early to predict numbers given all the uncertainties surrounding (among other things) Ukip, the SNP and the Lib Dems. It is possible that it will be close between Conservative and Labour in terms of both votes and seats. The Lib Dems might retain 20-30 seats and the balance of power, despite small gains for the SNP, and at most half a dozen Ukip seats. Gun to my head? Labour minority government.
3/10 Ben Page (Ipsos MORI)
A mug’s game for this election months away, but my predictions in order of likelihood: most likely a hung parliament or coalition of some kind, closely followed by either a small Labour majority or an equally small Conservative majority. Given how close the parties are, the unknown performance of Ukip in key marginals, the effect of incumbency on Lib Dem losses, the final size of SNP surge and so on, to be more precise is simply foolish! Professor Tetlock, who found that forecasts by experts were only slightly better than throwing dice, weighs heavily upon me!
4/10 Rick Nye (Populus)
I can see a hung parliament, where Labour is the largest party in terms of seats – though not necessarily in terms of votes, with the Lib Dems having 30 seats or fewer, the SNP having up to 20 seats and Ukip having no more than five seats. In short, it’s going to get messy and stay messy for some time to come.
5/10 Nick Moon (GfK)
I can’t recall there ever being an election more difficult to predict than this one. I’m confident no party will have an overall majority, with the Tories probably the largest party but no single partner for a viable coalition, with the Lib Dems on 25 seats, the SNP 20, Ukip three, and the Greens one.
6/10 Damian Lyons Lowe (Survation)
We might have expected a workable Labour majority, were it not for the wild-card rise of the SNP in Scotland. Survation’s December Scottish polls suggest an almost complete wipeout by the SNP in Scotland and result in 40+ seat gains – mostly at Labour’s expense. My current predictions are: Labour the largest party by 40-50 seats over the Tories, no overall majority; Tories 235-255 seats; Lib Dems 20-30 seats; SNP 30-40 seats – maybe held back from potential support level by opposition incumbency and tactical voting by pro-unionist voters. Finally, Ukip, 5-10 wins from Conservatives, including Rochester and Clacton, and potentially a single Labour-seat surprise.
7/10 Michelle Harrison (TNS)
The battleground over the next three months is at the kitchen table – the difference between what the statistics tell us about the economy, the experience that Britons are having of managing their household budgets, and where – and if – they believe politics can make a difference. In this regard, the disconnect with the major political parties is more interesting than the horse race.
8/10 James Endersby (Opinium Research)
Our first poll for 2015 shows Labour one point ahead [see above], but polls four months out from an election are snapshots, not predictions. It would be extremely unwise for a pollster to make a firm prediction now. At the moment, Opinium’s estimate on polling day would be the Tories slightly ahead on vote share, but Labour slightly ahead on seats. These numbers are based on a uniform swing, with tweaks to Green and Ukip numbers based on local information: Labour 320 seats, Conservatives 271, Lib Dems 20, SNP 16, Plaid Cymru three, Greens two, Ukip four. A hung parliament with Labour potentially closer to a majority coalition than the Conservatives.
9/10 Martin Boon (ICM)
I’ve not recovered from the Scottish referendum campaign yet, and here we go with another wildcard strewn nail-biter. For me, Labour on 30 per cent will only fractionally nudge past their woeful 2010 showing – behind the Tories on 33 per cent – but enough to secure more seats (290 for Labour, 280 for the Tories) on boundary wackiness. The Lib Dems will secure 14 per cent of the vote and 35 seats; Ukip will also get 14 per cent, but that only gets them a couple of seats. As for Scotland, I’m bewildered, but as you asked I’ll say 30 seats for the SNP, which wipes out a breathing-space victory in seats for Labour.
10/10 Lord Ashcroft (Lord Ashcroft Polls)
Declined to take part. His spokeswoman said: “As he has said many times, his polls are snapshots not predictions.” Health warning: when The Independent on Sunday carried out a similar exercise in April 2010, at the start of that year’s election campaign, eight out of eight pollsters predicted a Conservative overall majority.
I would then begin a process of bringing essential services back into public ownership, starting with public transport. All buses, trains and tubes would have conductors and guards, and transport would be free. They could be employed from those who now inspect and sell tickets. Car usage would fall dramatically to the benefit of our health and welfare.
A bill would abolish the House of Lords and the monarchy, and democracy would revert to its original meaning: the rule of the people
MPs would be paid the average national wage, and be expected to work full time at their job. They would also serve in annually elected parliaments, and not the travesty of democracy which are the fixed 5 year terms. Politicians would be elected on a proportional vote. All subsidies on their food and drink would be abolished, and lobbying by vested interests would be illegal.
I would expect that within the term of one parliament MPs would reflect the demographic they represent, with 93 per cent from state educated backgrounds, 50 per cent women and a tenth from ethnic minorities.
A bill would introduce higher rates of taxation for the rich, with penalties for those who don’t pay. This would help pay for the NHS, education and housing. Banks and other big corporations should pay proper rates of corporation tax. Those threatening to leave the country if this happens should be encouraged to do so.
All parents of school age children would also be put on a 35-hour week without loss of pay. This would allow them to spend time with their families, and would help reduce unemployment. This working week would be extended to the whole workforce.
I would cancel the debt, whether for countries such as Greece or for ex students. The banks are squeezing everyone dry for their own profits.
Finally, the use of phrase "political correctness gone mad" would be liable to a £25 on the spot fine, until the time comes when all prejudice and discrimination has been removed from society.