There's really no point getting dressed this morning, because Gwyneth Paltrow and her vertiginous heels have already nabbed the top spot in People's annual best-dressed list, effectively ruining it for the rest of us.
Especially miffed will be Kate Middleton, who having already married a prince, no doubt had her eye on the second most prestigious accolade a girl can hope for. She did get the number two spot though.
"She's an award-winning actress,k a talented singer and even a good cook," marvels People of Paltrow. "Her red carpet skills are unparalleled."