Letter: A man, a lawn and a Swiss Army knife

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Sir: In continuance of the 'I was the first to mow my lawn this year' and 'I made it to the South Pole with only a Swiss Army knife for company' correspondence, I believe that I may have performed a wondrous achievement that should bring this important discussion to a conclusion.

At 10 seconds past midnight on New Year's Day I mowed my lawn using the toothpick from a Swiss Army knife. Probably.

Yours faithfully,

A. S. TOAT

Portsmouth, Hampshire

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