LETTER: Off the rails

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The Independent Online
From Mr Alan Cain

Sir: It appears that the old joke "Excuse me, librarian, do you have a copy of the BR timetable, please" - "Yes, we do, you'll find it in the fiction section" is about to become fact ("Railtrack timetable set to become pulp fiction", 26 September).

Yours sincerely,

Alan Cain

Bengeo, Hertfordshire

27 September