Letter: What a ***er!

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The Independent Online
AS I know that the Independent on Sunday is a newspaper for grown- up and mature people, I can only imagine that the mention of Steven Norris's nickname "as Sh***er Norris", ("And then there were nobodies ...", 12 December) must be the start of a new Sunday quiz!

I have narrowed my entries down to five: Shadier Norris; Sharper Norris; Shifter Norris: Shirker Norris and, my own favourite, Shyster Norris. So, come on, tell us please, what's the right answer?