Your reviewer then goes on to dismiss a line of dialogue from the new Lysander, saying: "In Lysander's immortal words, 'I'm going to stay glued to you all evening. Just like the eyes of every man in this room!' (Could you write a line like that? You could? Then go out and make money, baby.)" I do feel that he should get the quote right. Lysander actually said: "I'm going to stay super-glued to you all evening..." which makes a difference.
Finally, and most untruthfully of all, having described Lysander, played by Stephen Billington, as a 6ft 1in Adonis, he wrongly captions a large photograph of Derek de Lint who, well into his forties, plays the villainous conductor, Rannaldini, "as Lysander (Stephen Billington)" proving "with Flora (Rhona Mitra) his claim to be known as The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous".