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From the Rev Rod Garner

Sir: I am confused by Andrew Marr's contention (29 June) that John Major "dreams of being freed from the clawing, wretched succubi of the past few years". Succubi are demons in female form who seek to have intercourse with men in their sleep. What exactly has been going on in Downing Street without our knowledge? And now that it's public, should we not praise our Prime Minister as not only a decent chap but, by golly, a virtuous one?

Yours faithfully,

Rod Garner

The Parish of St. Paul's

Kingston Upon Hull

29 June