"I didn't know Mars Bars were kosher. How wonderful" - The Prince of Wales.
"As we can now see clearly, the Government's new ethical policy turns out to be mainly paint and plaster" - Lord (Douglas) Hurd, former Foreign Secretary.
"If I was a politician and I got up to this sort of stuff, I would worry. But I'm a silly-faced actor and it's my job" - Martin Clunes describing the TV hit Men Behaving Badly.
"If knowing what you want and going for it makes you a bitch, then that's a label I would like to earn" - Elizabeth Wurtzel, writer and feminist campaigner.
"Conservative Party policy is not unlike a Wagner opera. It is not always as bad as it sounds" - Jerry Hayes, former Conservative MP.
"I was the original Spice Girl. I didn't wear boots, but I wore see- through things. There's nothing they wear that I didn't wear" - Shirley Bassey.